it'd be worth the money if we were going to be spending the evening together so we could enjoy the joke of it. but i'd hate to buy you an outfit only to have you called away to a vegetarian dinner.
James could dress like a fruit.....HA HA HA GET IT? A FRUIT! God I kill myself sometimes.
Dre
ssing up would be cool, Holloween BBq perhaps? We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant,stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies dont like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.--Gary Johnston "Team America"
Yeah james' new woman has a tight leash on him. Poor james was so confused about actually being of the leash and hanging with the boys he tried to walk through a sliding glass door. Poor guy.
